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Author, Richard LawsonMentioned, Charlie Rose Mentioned, Shaggy Mentioned, Tim Gunn Mentioned, Ellen DeGeneres Mentioned, Ryan Seacrest Mentioned, Randy Jackson Mentioned, Michael Clarke Duncan Mentioned, Kathy Baker Mentioned, Kris Allen Mentioned, Billie Jean King Mentioned, Kevin Covais Mentioned, Michael Clarke Mentioned, Ethan Suplee Mentioned, Bonnie Hunt Mentioned, Brooke White Mentioned, Danny Gokey
You know what's so nice about American Idol? It really respects our time. As a thank you to its loyal viewers, the show has gotten so efficient! Like, last night's broadcast was two hours, and we learned seven whole things.Yes, seven things! Last night was the episode where everyone gets put in Rooms of Shame or Ecstasy and has to nervously wait for the four judges to come in and pretend to be sad. All the desperate singtestants are forced to sit on the floor, because they are not worthy of chairs, and then Kara comes in and does her best approximation of human facial expressions and tells them that their dreams are either over or going to be over very, very soon. When I came trudging home in the ice from a friend's house, where I was watc...(read more)
... You know what's so nice about American Idol? It really respects our time. As a thank you to its loyal viewers, the show has gotten so efficient! Like, last night's broadcast was two hours, and we learned seven whole things.Yes, seven things! Last nig ...
... at jai alai one time, you cannot expect to ever be a guest on his show ever again. If you throw Bonnie Hunt down a flight of stairs while taping an interview, that's pretty much it. Same goes for hurling a Brother sewing machine at Tim Gunn's head. B ...
... and More Shaggy, get through. Then old Morty Cyrus over here is screwed. Angela Martin, who I like and feel bad for, got through the Torment of Rooms, but we do not know her fate beyond that. Hopefully she will make it. That Raspy girl from last w ...
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