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Aguilera was a sexy cop for Halloween. Paris Hilton and Rachel Zoe were sexy Native Americans. Fearing his client's impending death, Charlie Sheen's manager makes a home visit. Portia de Rossi once weighed 82 lbs. Monday's gossip roundup needs candy. Christina Aguilera's post-divorce rumspringa continues: She went to the Pandora's Halloween party as a sexy police officer, and was uncharacteristically friendly to the paparazzi, blowing boozy kisses through the window. (Or maybe she was gulping for air, like a fish?) Paris Hilton, meanwhile, went as a half-naked Native American, probably as commentary on colonialist rape of the Americas back in the fifteenth century, I hear Paris is a New World history buff. Paris hosts a party every year, wh...(read more)