Original Article on Gawker

Living dog sweater Zooey Deschanel is getting a divorce from her husband, sweaty-looking Death Cab For Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, and as part of her divorce filing, her lawyer (bizarrely and probably wrongly) included an income and expense declaration. Let's take a look at what life is like for the young, rich, and precious! TMZ got the documents (they should do this more often), and, well, here's the thing: Zooey is rich. Adorably rich, obviously, but also just rich: $1,578,000 in the bank, $1,645,000 in stocks and about $693,300 worth of property, for a total net worth of $3,916,300. And the various media conglomerates that employ her to be endearingly helpless on camera and sweetly coquettish on microphone are giving her $95,000 a month...(read more)