Original Article on New York Magazine

Greetings, Show Folk and those who simultaneously adore and are terrified by you! Todays recap is being composed from the sky, through which I am soaring toward the sun-dappled hills of Hollywood, the anti-Broadway. The stewardess has delivered the Chex Mix and the vodka, I have frightened my previously gregarious seatmate into silence by weeping loudly and openly throughout the entirety of the in-flight screening of The Muppets, and were somewhere over the fictional Karen Cartwrights fictional home state of Iowa. Given my current precarious position in the troposphere (according to the surly dumpling of a flight attendant who clearly holds a Masters in Anxiety Science from the Shukert Family School of Parenting, an errant flick of a Kindle...(read more)