Gawker
Date: 2012-08-17
Author: Max Read

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Author, Max Read
Mentioned, Kanye West
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Mentioned, Rage Against the Machine
Mentioned, Joe Biden
Mentioned, Bode Miller
Mentioned, Mitt Romney
Mentioned, Al Green
Mentioned, Bill Simmons
Mentioned, Jill Biden
Mentioned, Sam Biddle
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Mentioned, Pops
Mentioned, PHI
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Mentioned, Workout
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Who is the biggest bro in the presidential race? It's probably the most important question that we'll answer in this election cycle. Barack Obama drinks a lot of beer ("Consumer research," The Washington Post writes, "shows that beer is most popular with the very voters that Obama and Romney are fighting over: middle-America independents.") but Mitt Romney has an M.B.A. Paul Ryan ("the frattiest veep candidate in American history") loves Rage Against the Machine but Joe Biden went to the University of Delaware. So who can call himself the Bro Candidate? To answer this question once and for all, we've created a weighting scoring system in four important bro categories sports, fashion/grooming, education and beer and solicited opinions fr...(read more)
... Who is the biggest bro in the presidential race? It's probably the most important question that we'll answer in this election cycle. Barack Obama drinks a lot of beer ("Consumer research," The Washington Post writes, "shows that beer is most popular ...
... is a jackass, partied a bit back in the day, isn't afraid to belt out a few bars of Al Green, and fist bumps everyone and anyone. On general POTUS swagger alone, you'd be hard pressed to find a Bro that wouldn't want to have a beer with him. In terms ...
... has some obvious Bro traits: He was in a fraternity, he likes sports, he noodles for catfish, he hunts, he Pops bottles, and his workout regimen is insane enough to demand respect. In fact, he'd be our go-to friend for fitness pointers. Bros love a ...


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